Friday, May 29, 2009

Theories used by Malaysian drivers










Kalau korang nak tau, bas ni suka memakai theory "aku sebuah jet".. Kalau perasan, kat highway skrg, bus lagi laju dari kereta.. myvi pon gerenti kalah. n cuba kalau dia lintas korang, memang confirm bergegar punye lah kereta korg. sbb tu la ade bas2 yg accident, pastu org2 tak bersalah yg jadi mangsa, tau la kau bosan kerja jd driver, tp kalau taknak, berenti je la kerja, jgn jadikan penumpang sbg mangsa, sian ade sparuh yg belum sempat bertaubat..














Kalau korang nak tau, benda alah yg dikagumi ramai ni pon boleh tahan jugak. Mereka menggunakan theory "aku menyerlah". Diorg slalu rasa yg diorg bleh bawak sesuka ati bila nak ketepi, ketengah. aku tau la kebanyakannya org tua n seriously aku pon kesian, tp kadang2 melampau betul. kalau hari hujan ke ape, aku fhm la, mmg aku bg laluan, tp ade skali tu, aku hampir dilanggar, tp aku yg kena marah. adoyai










Penunggang-penunggang berikut ni kebanyakannya budak2 la yang tgh nak seronok baru belajar sesuatu yg baru. Mereka ni pulak menggunakan theory "aku lemah" so takkan kereta or kenderaan lain main nak redah je aku. Sbb tu kalau perasan, diorg ni sangat la slumber nak melintas jalan.. tension kan? tak sayang nyawa btul..








whoaa... ni favourite aku. Mereka sering menggunakan theory "aku mister cool". Mentang2 la kereta diorg mahal so kalau org mcm kitorg ni langgar, tak mampu nak byar, so sesuka ati diorg je bila nak bawak laju, n bila nak bwk perlahan. kat highway, nak drive kat fast lane je, tp aku rase kancil lagi laju. kalau kat jalan biasa plak, bukan main lagi nak bawak laju, nak show off la konon kereta u laju dan sgt bermutu tinggi.. hurmm.. tak tau nak ckp ape dah









ni kenderaan yg paling aku menyampah kat malaysia. especially K.L punya taxi driver. Diorg ni pakai theory "aku public transportation". Sesuka hati je bila nak tukar lane, bila nak slow, bila nak laju, senang cerita sesuka kepala otak diorg la. Memang kadang2 tu tak beradab. Diorg pegang theory tu sbb mesti mereka fikir, "oh aku bawak penumpang, so menjadi tanggungjawab aku utk sampai ke destinasi dgn cepat, jadi kenderaan lain akan faham" mintak maaf la ye..
rules tetap rules.











hahahaha.. yang ni tak payah ckp la kan.. Diorg ni pegang theory "kereta lain ada break".
Suka suka ati bila nak masuk, cucuk and potong sana sini. tak payah ckp la kepada mereka yg buat bukan2. kebanyakan diorg pegang lebih dr satu theory. mereka juga pakai theory
"aku raja jalanan". Kira tu complete package la..








Yang ni? hehehe.. Pakai theory "aku gagah perkasa". Tak peduli ape yg terjadi
(mmg betul pon). Diorg bukan akan jadi ape2 pon, paling abis sakit belakang skit. Yang teruk, yang dilanggar la. tah la ape nak jadi dengan mereka ni. Tak sayang nyawa agaknya.

p/s: Ingat la org tersayang!!!
:)

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Happy 24th Birthday Rekha


I know sometimes I cause you
Much pain and frustration
You and I have been through a lot
I thank God you're in for the duration

You've endured with patience
Even when I pushed against your will
I regret the pain I've caused you
And I carry it with me still

Even though we've been together
Through life's sorrow and pain
Somehow we've always managed
And we've always endured the strain

Always know that in my heart
You have a special place
I hope to see you soon
Happy 24th Birthday sister!

I LOVE YOU, ALWAYS AND FOREVER.

I was stung by wonderful bees (wonderful ke?)


















Kat sini la tempat mereka berkumpul..

and aku pulak tido kat bawah drpd sarang diorg
(gmbar berikut ialah kat bumbung)

















Ni pulak lepas diorg kena sembur dengan api

oleh pihak bomba. Jahatkan aku..
Siapa suruh kacau aku. Tgk tu siap ada madu
lagi..

















Ni pulak hasil sarangnya yang terbakar.

Tp mmg aku salute la lebah2 ni. Cantik kot
creation diorang ni and sangat complex!
Nampak tak ade 2-3ekor yg tertonggeng kat
tengah2 tu? tu la yg sengat aku! aku letak kat situ
suruh mereka pose skit sbb dia berjaya menyengat
aku! sekarang aku tak blh gelak!

















Ni pulak kitorang letak kat bwah2 sabut kelapa.

Tempat pembakaran daun2 kering dan lain2.
Sorry bees, aku terpaksa. Aku bukan nak bunuh
kaum kerabat kau. Tp aku takut kaumengganggu
ketenteraman atuk aku. Sian dia, dah la tua.. Kang
kalau ko sengat dia, mcm mane? Dah la duduk sorang2
This bird symbolises my life when im with my dad. and im afraid of living this life forever.


..my grandpa..

Name : Abu samah bin Hussein

Age : 86 – 87 years old

Status : Married (second marriage, my grandma’s dead)

Job : Retiree

He stays alone. He has a car. He has a big compound. He has a nice, cosy house. But..... He has “no one”.

Condition :

Let me share this with you. Today, as i was looking at my grandpa, i feel scared. What if i end up not marrying anyone? What if i get to have a happy marriage but then my wife dies early? It came to me all of a sudden n it scares me oh so much. What if i wont have children. Who will be there to look after me? Who will be there to visit me every once in a while? It came in a rush that i’m afraid of getting old. I just turned 22 last april, but i think, time is running so fast and i wish i could stop it for a while to enjoy life. He always tells me how much he misses my grandma although he’s married to a younger politician wife. But his love towards my grandma never fades. He always asked me to stay a bit longer but i guess i couldn’t, not that i don’t want to, but i don’t know, i just couldn’t. Yeah, probably, that’s just my reasons. But the fact that my dad is be the one who should be looking after him. Not me. Im not trying to be mean here, but i’m not that close to him. I love him as a person, but there r times when he tells me a lot about my cousin. “he’s (my cousin) kind, he’s good, he’s clever” and im not his favourite. So why don’t you ask ur favourite grandson to look after you. *sighs*

You know, when we were little, we asked our dad to take us to atuk’s house every school holiday. He was too busy to even notice that he had actually made the relationship between my sisters n i with my grandpa was drifting apart. As we grew older, he expected us to be close to atuk? The last time i remember, he didn’t want to balik kampong. For God’s sake, stop putting blame on us. Now that we’re taking sides, i mean we’re closer to tok mi, he’s just jealous. Gosh i just hate this feeling.Im sorry atuk, i wish, we could’ve a better relationship. I love you atuk.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Happy 21st Birthday Abdul Hadi a.k.a FORK


God gave a gift to the world when you were born—

a person who loves, who cares,

who sees a person’s need and fills it,

who encourages and lifts people up,

who spends energy on others

rather than himself,

someone who touches each life he enters,

and makes a difference in the world,

because ripples of kindness flow outward

as each person you have touched, touches others.

Your birthday deserves to be a national holiday,

because you are a special treasure

for all that you’ve done.

May the love you have shown to others

return to you, multiplied.

I wish you the happiest of birthdays,

and many, many more,

so that others have time to appreciate you

as much as I do.

Happy 21st Birthday Fork.. You're now LEGAL to do anything you like.. I'm sorry for everything that I've done over the last 3 years, i hope this friendship can last forever. As much as I hate to say this, You're one of the most AMAZING person I've ever met. And a great friend too. Happy birthday again, May Allah bless you and fulfill all your dreams. Many happy returns! Hope You're having a BLAST!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Kutukan atau Gurauan?


Aku masih tak faham..
Tak faham dan takkan pernah faham..
Aku terjumpa sesuatu sebenarnya..
Dan membuatkan aku rasa yang seseorang itu tak mungkin berubah..
Kalau dah busuk hati tu, busuk la jugak..
Satu kesalahn boleh terus buat jadi seseorang tu hipokrit...
Aku dah mula rasa bengang dan sakit hati...
Tak nampak nilai2 murni dalam diri dah..
Hakikatnya, di mata orang, aku lah yang jahat..
Jadi, cukup lah usaha aku selama ni..
Aku penat dan aku Jelak

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Drama...


Dalam hidup ni, tak semua yang kita nak, kita akan dapat.

Tak semua yang orang harap kita akan jadi, kita akan jadi.

Sebagai seorang manusia yang hina dan lemah, aku tak perfect.

Kalau korang rasa korang tak perfect, aku lebih la tak perfect. Sekarang ni, aku happy sangat bila tengok smua orang dah berbaik2. Btul orang slalu ckp, everything happens for a reason. Maybe apa yang terjadi kat kami semalam, akan lebih buat kitorang jadi rapat.

Yang dengan sorang lagi tu, aku tak tau la, i just hope things will end very soon. Aku dah tak nak gadoh2, lagipon dia orang yg paling rapat ngan aku selama ni. Dia sempat sakit sebelum ni and aku risau gila, tp there’s nothing i can do. I just hope things will go back to normal.

Semester ni aku rasa, banyak gila drama, drama dalam idup aku sendiri, drama kat kehidupan sekeliling aku. Mmg dramatic gila la. Mula2, smua ok, n start nye pasal satu silap je. And aku mengaku mmg benda tu salah aku.

9th of May, satu tarikh yang aku rasa amat bermakna dlm idup aku. Serious aku rasa dihargai sangat2, Cuma yang aku kesal, aku tak dpt berhadapan dengan masalah. Aku mengaku aku orang yang selalu lari dari masalah. But that’s just the way i handle things. Aku takut kalau aku ada kat situ, entah apa yang akan jadi. Aku tak blh control emotion aku. Tu kelemahan aku, so the best way is for me to isolate myself. Aku bukan keras kepala, tp dari kecik mmg aku mcm tu.

Beberapa orang naik atas utk pujuk aku, aku hargai sgt2, and sampai satu point, aku sempat menitiskan air mata. Drama kan? Gila lah. ada message2 yg buat aku sedih gila, rasa serbasalah, rasa aku ni jahat gile, n mcm2 lagi. Aku cuma tunggu dia dtg kat aku. Aku taknak dia mintak maaf, Cuma nak things go back to the way it was.

Mungkin aku terlalu fikirkan sgt benda2 ni kebelakangan ni, bukan setakat semalam. Tiba2, bila aku dpt pressure, tu yang terus burst out of nowhere.

Aku mintak maaf sangat kat pihak2 tertentu. Sorry aku terhalau n tertolak keluar dr bilik, sorry aku tertengking, sorry sorry sorry...

Dengan ini, aku ambil risiko utk dedahkan apa yg aku rasa, and aku ada satu pesanan utk kawan baik aku..

..... aku mintak maaf dari hujung rambut sampai hujung kaki, and semua2 kesalahan dan pergaduhan ni dtg dari diri aku sendiri. Aku tau sukar utk kau maafkan aku, tapi ini je yang termampu aku buat. Aku dah cuba buat beberapa cara, tp mungkin kau belum ready nak maafkan aku. Aku hargai persahabatan kita and aku nak kau tahu, sampai bila2 pon kau akan tetap jadi bestfriend. Biarpon kau takkan maafkan aku, and idup kau tak ptut jd kosong, ni smua salah aku, aku nak kau tau, kau masih ada aku....

Sorry YuFoo 2009.. im doing the best that i can to be a good person. But i failed to do so..

Fork,Pejan,Malin,Peling,Gatut,Buffle,Kubiey,Ayul,Acat,

Kabe,Bunggu,Cage, All part one, and to all levelmates..

aku mintak maaf sangat2..

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Tomok!! Duh~


The arrival


8tv budgeeetttttt



TOMOK!


winner is on your right!